Monday, 30 March 2015

Joke of the Day: I no dey wear pant!


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The wife of a General Manager of a Brewery in Igbala area of Sango-Ota, Ogun state, Madam Irene Okolue was surprised, on entering the Master’s bedroom, to find a pair of ladies’ pants that did not belong to her matrimonial bed.

She immediately called her house-girl, and the following conversation ensued:
Madam:    Chioma, Chioma: come here. Who is the owner of this pair of pants on my husband’s bed?
Chioma:     Pants?
Madam:      Yes! You heard me right. Pants, I said! Answer my question before I break your head.
Chioma:       No be me get am o o o o. Madam.
Madam:        Who get am?
Chioma:         Na truth I dey talk. You fit ask Oga. Oga know say I no dey wear pant!
(Culled from the book “First 100 Jokes of Our time” by Olaleye Falore)

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