Tuesday, 17 March 2015

Joke of the Day: Born again liars!

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A minister of God told his congregation at the end of the Sunday sermon that his following week sermon will deal wit the sin of lying.  He went further to instruct the members of the congregation to read chapter 17 of the Gospel of St. Mark to enable them grasp a better understanding of the planned message.

The following Sunday, after mounting the pulpit to deliver his sermon, the minister requested those members of the congregation who had read Mark Chapter 17 as he had directed to indicate by show of hands. Instantly, every hand went up!
The minister smiled and said “The book of Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying”
 (Culled from the book First Hundred Jokes of Our Time by Olaleye Falore)

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