Tuesday, 31 March 2015

Joke of the Day: You will sleep with her again

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A young girl of about 18 years had not seen her monthly blood flow for two months. When the mother got to know, she went to the Family Doctor with the daughter for proper examination.

The text result revealed that the girl was carrying a baby in pregnancy. Dastardly shocked, the mother started screaming, shouting, cursing and crying.
“I want to know! Who was the nonentity that did this to you?” the mother asked on getting home. Without uttering a word, the girl picked up her GSM and made a call.
Less than twenty minutes later, a limousine was driven into the large compound of the girl’s family house. A top politician and member of the ruling political party in the country with grey hair on his head rolled himself out of the expensive car. He was impeccably dressed in immaculate white guinea material. Majestically, he walked into the sitting room. “Good morning Sir/ma, your daughter has just called me to inform me of the problem” said the man as he took his seat. He continued, “I am afraid, I am not willing to marry her because of my personal family situation and religious inclination as a leader in the Catholic Church. However, I will perform my duty by her. I will take charge”
He paused to watch the facial reaction of the girl’s parents. Moments later, he declared,
“If the pregnancy leads to the birth of a girl, I will bequeath her two of my retail stores for distributive materials in Kaduna and Enugu, a block of six flats in Ikoyi-Lagos, and a sum of twenty million naira. If it is a boy, it will be a soap-manufacturing factory in Apapa-Lagos, a mansion in Maitama District in Abuja, and a cash gift of Fifty Million Naira. If by the special grace of God, it is a pair of twins, a textile factory in a northern state, a poultry-farm in a southern state and Fifty Million Naira will go to each child”
The young girl’s parent exchanged glances while the grey haired politician continued “However, if there is a miscarriage of this pregnancy, well, I will….” At this point, the father who had remained silent all along, interjected 

“You will sleep with her again! And that will be final on this matter”
(Culled from the book “First 100 Jokes of Our time” by Olaleye Falore)

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