Friday, 3 April 2015

Joke of the Day: Nigerians in Hell

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Arch Angel Michael, who was the Officer-in-charge of Hell Fire, had a very serious complaint to give God on some in mates of hell. He told God, saying “Daddy, I have some Nigerians up here who are giving me problems.
They are swimming on the Pearly Gates. As if that is not enough, they have got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their dresses and Isi-Ewu (Cow Head) and Cow-leg (Bokoto) bones all over the places, littering the Golden streets” Holy Michael continued “Worse still, they have been late in taking their turns to keep the stairways to Heaven clean. There are soft drinks’ bottles all over the clouds”
Almighty God then said, “Let them be! I made them special, just as I made you, my Angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about their problems, lets’ give a phone-call to Lucifer”, the phone rang and God said “Hello! Can I speak to Lucifer?” “Yes, speaking” Lucifer replied as he then asked “Who is on the line?”Hello? God Almighty” “Please hold on one minute” Lucifer requested.
Lucifer was away for 5 minutes and when he returned, he inquired “Hello Lord, what can I do for you?”. Almighty God replied, “Tell me, what kind of problem are you having down there?” “Wait one minute” Lucifer said, as he went away again, but this time around for 15 minutes, putting God on hold. When he returned to the phone, Lucifer said “Okay, I am back. What was the question?”
The Lord God repeated “What kind of problem are you having down there?”
Lucifer replied “I am far away from the furnace department now. Hold on, Lord, let me find out” This time Lucifer was gone for 60 minutes. One whole hour!
Lucifer returned and said “I am sorry Lord, I can’t talk right now. These Nigerians have put off the Hell Fire. And now, they are already installing air-conditioners! They have succeeded in bribing my members of staff! They are too ingenious for my liking, these Nigerians!”
 (Culled from the book “First 100 Jokes of Our time” by Olaleye Falore)

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