Thursday, 25 June 2015

Joke of the Day : Coca-Cola drink or Petrol?

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Somehow, the car of a Pastor of one of the ‘Pentecostal’ Churches in Oregun area of Lagos state ran out of petrol at about 300 meters from a petrol filling station, and he majestically walked to the filling station for a gallon of petrol. The Manager of the petrol filing station Mr. Wale Akinsipe felt sorry that he did not have an empty gallon.

“The people have walked off with our empty gallons in the past week, but, I can do something.” The manager told the influential fair complexioned Pastor.
And instantly he did. He came up with the idea of filling about a dozen empty Coca-Cola cans with petrol, and when he did, he put them in two cartons. With one six-can-pack carton in each hand, the Prosperity preaching Pastor walked back to his car and proceeded to pour the petrol in the cans into the tank of his car one by one.
Just at that time, a Methodist Minister, who was a friend of the Pastor, drove by, he pulled up to see if he could be of help to this very influential man of God from Delta state. Alighting from his car and moving towards his “Pentecostal” Pastor Friend, as the Methodist Minister watched from afar off, the Pastor emptied the contents of the Coca-Cola cans into his car’s petrol-tank, he said,
“I must admit one thing. You ‘Pentecostal’ Pastors surely have more faith than we Methodists. I can’t imagine driving my car on soft drinks” 

(Culled from the book, Read & Laugh: First 100 jokes of our time by Olaleye Falore)

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