Monday, 3 August 2015

Joke of the Day: I Charge you for Over-Loading

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A fanatic Christian was returning at bout 4.00am from a vigil that was held at the Lagos end of the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway when, a few kilometers to Ibadan, a team of policemen from the ‘Operation Rapid Response Squad’ stopped him at a checkpoint and requested for a look at his vehicle particulars. Finding all documents valid, the policemen asked for the vehicle’s fire extinguisher, C-Caution sign, and extra tyre, which the Christian presented promptly.

All that the policemen really wanted was a ‘greasing of their palm’ with Naira notes by the Christian. The Policemen then accused him of driving alone all at such ungodly hour. The smart Christian then said “I am not alone here, Jesus Christ is with me here; Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael, Angel Michael as well as five Saints of Heaven are with me here”. In a quick change of tactic to ensure that the man did not go without a charge, one of the Policemen said pointedly “All these people in this small car? Please park your car well, off the road. I have no choice than to charge you with overloading”
(Culled from the book First 100 Jokes of Our Time by Olaleye Falore)

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